Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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