i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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