Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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