Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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