so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No subtext here. People are naked.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
