Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
love makes seman taste better
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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