Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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