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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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