He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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