ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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