I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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