I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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