It would be one hovered percent delicioui
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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