Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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