Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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