How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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