wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
vagina is talking i cant
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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