this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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