Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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