On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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