Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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