He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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