So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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