Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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