It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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