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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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• (407): View more from Florida

  just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

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• (914): View more from New York

  My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.

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  She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?

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  well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk

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  Crosswalk actually

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!

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• (845): View more from New York

  There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?

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