in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?