i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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