This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Boobs speak an international language.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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