xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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