Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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