is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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