I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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