dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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