ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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