I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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