piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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