i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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