Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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