The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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