Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You're like the curious george of whores
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
