Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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