She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
This is classic penis vs brain.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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