In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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