is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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