Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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You. Win. At. Life.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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