I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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