This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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