Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Four minutes until I can fart!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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