So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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