Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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