We're facebook friends in real life
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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