but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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