How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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