What should our trivia night team be named?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house